Life goal: One day make the onions cry.
Life motto: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Life lesson: When someone says "Get a grip", apparently around their neck it NOT what they meant.
Life advice: You have to be odd to be number one!
Life reflections: Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
Life inspiration: You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing.
Life achievements: Antistalking - (verb) Learning a person's routine in order to avoid them.
Life challenges: My life is so full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.