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-- Jimmy Breslin
🙄
Speak roughly to your little VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
It knows that one cannot relax
Because the paging thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I speak severely to my VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
In spite of all my favorite hacks
My jobs it always thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
😬
ignorance, n.:
When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
🙁
Do clones have navels?
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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
-- Mae West
😗
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
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What you don't know won't help you much either.
-- D. Bennett
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