*Hacker Teleports Behind You* Hacker : Nothing Personal, Kid *Click*

My name is Yoshirage Hackira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Moriohack, where all the villhackas are, and I am not married. I work as an hack employee for the Kame Yu Die department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't wall hack, but I occasionally teleport. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm vigor milk and doing about twenty minutes of hacks before going to bed, I usually have no problems bot hacking until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues with my hacks at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet teleportation life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with Vigor players, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight without hacks I wouldn't lose to anyone.

(Please banish the teleport hackers in Vigor.) THE TELEPORT HACKER IS REAL!
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