I will touch you

A message to all people out there. Be aware of the man with the rubber egg!!! He's dangerous!!!!

This guy it's a straight ass breaker! He called me to go outside and enjoy nature for a while and the only thing I enjoyed was me getting raped and making my ass hurt so much. He made me go to the hospital paying bills for no reason. The story goes further than this, it's not what you think of. When we were outside he pulled a rubber egg and made me sing gulii guli guli, at first I took it as a retarded joke and sang along with him but oh boy! Little did I know I Ve started a ritual. In a few seconds this man grabbed my back and proceed to take me in a RNC (rear naked choked) and then after a few minutes I woke up being thighed up to my sleeves with him pounding me with that egg inside my ass. Thank God, after saying this phrase (you have 5k in CS 2 and you still suck) he got mad and he got away.

This guy is a threat to society and the whole romania, i came to visit romania, and i saw him in the gym called "pulica", i tried to strike a conversation with him but all he said is "pula coaie show please", of course i havent spoken romanian and i didnt know what he meant by that, so i told him i dont speak romanian, and thats when he came to his senses and introduced himself "zeul sexului", i thought it was a very weird name, he then asked if i wanna drive around Bucharest in his truck, to which i agreed to, i realised soon it was a big big mistake, he proceeded to lock the door and he took a rubber egg out and started singing some song that went like " linganguli guli guli" while pressing the egg and looking at me, i was really scared so i started singing along in hopes of him releasing me, in the end he gave me the egg and said "go tft when you come home", its some straight up gooner pedophile ♥♥♥♥, please do not interact with this person, he will goon you and its a definite

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