Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

+rep. This guy came to my house the other day. I had never met him before. While at first I didn't mind his unexpected arrival, it quickly became a problem. He started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. There was not a square inch of my house that wasn't glazed in his sweet forbidden nectar. I don't know where all that ♥♥♥ even came from. It was like a fire hydrant. On the plus side I don't have to buy salt anymore, when I'm cooking and I need it I just give him a quick hand-job and he busts directly into the dish I am cooking.

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥*

+rep based man who happens to be a furry, and gay with an addiction to programmer socks.

-rep I think he's a furry

-rep, has too many +reps

+rep veri coot foxo!

sadly, must've been a bug I guess

still at teh top of mine

Finally, you aren't on top of my friendslist anymore! Nerd

:3

Hot stuff

Awooooo

faq!

lmfao

-rep clingy and literally the antichrist smh

that's literally you :3

:3 [insert gay things about life here]

Awooooooooo!

Awoooooo :3

okay Snepy

Lolololol help getting trolled. You're going in the cringe folder.

ikr.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brats.. reminds me of you honestly

Lmfao, that's literally you Dylan. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brats I swear lmfao

Nyah~
bottom :3

+rep pof focks

owo

-rep hacked steam and added me as a friend

"I really don't care"
- Poof

rawr

Awoooooo

lol owo

OwO

lmao, they're like my favorite profile customization. UwU

best vac and game ban speed runner of all time +rep xd

you know that movie your name? huh! more like you're gay xD rawr ex dee

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I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง

topkek

Best hacker/programmer/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ + rep

VAC bans were not legit. Cool guy tho. +rep