[Intro]
Ivan the producer
Yeah, yeah she want the egg roll
Uh-uh-uh, yeah I'm back bih

[Chorus]
I got rice, I got soup, what you want?
I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum
She look at my egg ro-o-o-oll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I'm good at ping-pong
When they see my eye they call me the C h i n g - C h o n g
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
I sleep with the body pillow and pretend it's Sakura
I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong
I got Kia, I got Honda, what you want?
I drive Mitsubishi or I drive Toyota
If I like the girl I buy her all the boba
If I want to marry buy her calculator

[Verse]
If I get B, mama she will kick me out the home
Who need girlfriend when you got duh Super Smash Bros
ABG with blonde hair we don't need those
I eat chicken feet, I do duh sucking on the toes
When I'm with my friend, they can't distinguish our faces
Everybody say that Asians all looking the same
They say that we bad driver, cannot stay up in duh lane
Popo gave me duh driving ticket to me yesterday

[Chorus]
I got rice, I got soup, what you want?
I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum
She look at my egg ro-o-o-oll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I good at ping-pong
Then they see my eye they call me the C h i n g - C h o n g
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
I got side chick Ming-Li and the Sue Wong
I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong
I got rice, I got soup, what you want?
I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum
She look at my egg ro-o-o-oll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I good at ping-pong
Then they see my eye they call me the C h i n g - C h o n g
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
Anime girl, hentaihaven.com
I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong