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Edit: 11/10 jump-scare scared hubby

game is broken, nozzle never changes

10/10 for using blood instead of water

would spray again

I don't know why I can review this if it isn't playable to me. Sure, have fun, get it it looks very fun I wish I had this. I wanna play. I watched Mark play it. Here, look. Also, can I actually have this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cToV4wWyRc
Mark, Bob, Wade & Sean made it seem pretty fun. So... yeah. I guess get it.

Absolutely wonderful game. Hubby is addicted. He loves to sit and play this with headphones while I go to bed. It's wonderful. Thank you for keeping it up to date and well, whatever makes it so fun for him lol

Just too many issues plus for some reason it never stopped playing. It's annoying.
I really like the premise but it's too much work for too little payback for me. It's like if Sims found a way to be more annoying, they just don't have the option to yell at you for it in this.

Goblins come in packs in the beginning so you find yourself slamming back entire bushels (is that right?) of bananas and whole coconuts, trying to survive this mini onslaught of 2 types of gobbos, but you are supposed to kill 15 (I did but meh) and the levels need ingredients.

Please Note: I got this for free but it wasn't from the devs or anything. It was a promotion offer on Steam.

This music is slapping me in the face while I'm dodging and weaving in casual mode like it's therapy my soul feels warming me up. WHY WOULD YOU NOT GET THIS. Then you add that extra popping a YouTube video (KAISARION!!) and when that hits it is a HUGE rush! I absolutely love this and I am horrible at it!

https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2798253577

This is a game for little kids, I think. I wanted to mess around in it cause it's free and it really is very cute when you are in the game.

Now, please don't take my 'No' as a "stay away" but for me, this is absolutely not my thing. I'm all about craft/voxel/survival, etc. But I didn't like this. There's weird kid drama and the actual GMs (the ones I witnessed, anyways and I couldn't stand playing for long to be totally honest) were actually pretty immature and would openly fight the players in general chat.

Right now all I can say is i hated the community, I felt like the game has nothing going for it other than actually grinding harder then EVERQUEST. There's nothing to really build, it's all gathering. And on top of that they actually have a silly little store for loot boxes for cosmetic stuff for your character.

I dunno, whole thing just felt too weird to me. I'd suggest going through all the demos for all the different types of simulator games they have right now. I found a few like Planet Crafter and some island farming thing that I really liked.

It's a good free to play game and it's fun to play. The store is stupid expensive though and stuff actually has stats so I kind of hate that. My hubby got a Patron thingy when he logged in but I didn't, he didn't know what it was and it was used immediately when he looked at the mail containing the item. Now I'm having a hard time catching up to him level wise and it's annoying us.

It's a good game and you can play free just fine, it's just very annoying at times. Things are insanely priced in the store. Avoid the store, use the freebies, have fun.

Please add health packs. I know it's not supposed to be a "real game" but it'd be nice to have real ways to heal.

Other than this, fun time waster and good looking. Guys and girls are nice to look at, too <3

It's good. it's funny but serious with issues you have to be able to deal with on the fly from protesters to terrorists to starvation and so on and so on.

Customization is fun, it looks good and it plays smooth. It's fun to mess around with while watching something or listening to some music or a podcast.