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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:19pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 1:38am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 11:02am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 5:50am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 9:31am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 3:17am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:22pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 11:27am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 2:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 1:51pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:51pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 8:41am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 3:03am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 2:41am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 12:52pm

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:41am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 5:39am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:21pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:01am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 2:58am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 1:49pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 1:39am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 1:35pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:12am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 8:39am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 10:23am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 7:29am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:11am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 10 May, 2017 @ 11:00am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 9:51am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 8:51am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 11:25am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 9:59am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:52am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 9:15am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:42am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 1:27am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 7:46am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:25am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 9:17am



Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.