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🚗 * 🌏 * 🥒 * 📀 * 🕺 * 🌸 * 👳 * 👽 * 🔋 * 🕺 * 🐠 * 😺 * 🏀 * 💙 * 🎄 * 📒
ㅤ* God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth." "What are you going to do now?" asks the angel. "Call it a day", says God.
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
ㅤ* When in doubt, mumble.
⛳ * 🎁 * 💃 * 🍇 * 🏓 * 🐝 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 👳 * 🎈 * 🚘 * 🚙 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 🍖
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!