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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:47am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:21am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:53am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:02am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:02am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 9:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 9:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 7:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 10:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 2:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:14am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:34am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 6:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:26am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:14pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:50pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:48pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 5:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:17pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:41pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:12pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:46pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:46pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:10pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 4:59am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:50pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 12:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 2:22pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 4:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:30pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 3:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:49pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 12:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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