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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:36am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:49am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:04am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!