Recent reviews by Overlord Nanie

I love this janky, derpy game. My friends and I are having a blast on it. I'm also happy about not having micro transaction stuff waved in my face. Support the devs! :D <3

This fun simulation game, The Tower, allows you to experience the adventure of a human who has been tricked by a villainous cat named Zeki to climb a tower for a prize at the top. Your jumping, climbing, blood sweat and tears are converted to energy that powers Christmas Lights in his crime dungeon and you endlessly chase the unknown victory above.

There is a prize there.

Come climb the tower, human!

I enjoy playing this buildy, farmy, kleptomania simulator with my lady Hawm. :)

I love EVE. Always have. It is much more enjoyable with friends, but the trick is keeping your friends interested.

This is a high effort, high time investment, high loss kind of game on a scale much grander than Ark small tribe conquest servers could ever be, except without worrying about offline raids. Unless you've got a nullsec base goin' on.

Mining while tabbed out and doing class work is super friendly. I used to use the Jukebox and Notepad in game while mining back in the olden days and do homework in the notepad, then copy and paste it in the actual work afterward. Just never risk what you aren't willing to lose, because there's definitely gonna be people always trying to blow you up and steal your remains for fun.

There's a very valid reason this is free. Multiplayer is bugged. Just slide this right on in the trash where it belongs.

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This game is absolute proof that you can reach full satisfaction with a very small package!
A beautiful environment and fun are in this 1 gig game. Play it with friends coop and have a good time!

I... Can't honestly explain where the one hour of gameplay came from. I never loaded this.

Ever wanted to explore a large seamless world with lush greenery, hidden achievements, amazing class customization and a booming economy all while getting the courtesy of a reach around as Gamigo slowly thrusts pay to win features in a game that didn't want any? Oh boy, do I have a happenin' game for you!

When you play Archeage: Unchained you get to experience the vague shadow of a once fun game. "But this game is still fun," one might say. But a new player is entering the game in the current age of broken promises and shattered trousers. They know not the true essence of the freedom robbed or the necessity of truly shame free undergarments.

I heavily advise against playing this game unless you got force fed a copy. Even then so, don't really expect much out of it.

I love this game. Road to Guangdong is a story based game. It is very much focused on this story with the driving portions being a bit of something fun to do in the meantime. While I was a little confused at what to do in the initial sequence where you need to attach parts to your car the confusion was brief. It is worth noting that I am also totally useless with vehicles in real life due to having limited experience thanks to epilepsy.

In response to many of these negative reviews, this is not an action game. This isn't a racing game. This is simply a story. It promises nothing more than this and to judge it as poor because it wasn't what you may have expected based on things it did not promise is in poor taste. Giving them a good review and providing helpful suggestions will be better than demoralizing this group and surely will help refine this game or produce a more enjoyable game in the future.

I loved the graphics, music and feel. This game has a tone it aimed to have and I believe they caught it properly. There are nice little details and the landscape in the driving sequences are lovingly assembled. This group loved their project and you can tell. If you can enjoy a slower paced game based on storytelling you will probably enjoy this game a lot.

I noticed that there wasn't anything extremely challenging control wise. This game can likely be enjoyed by players who are not too familiar with computers. If you may not find this enjoyable, your mothers, fathers, and children just might.

This is a fantastic game that sadly is an unplayable mess.

Finding a lobby is hard enough. If you're unwilling to settle for four man matches on unofficial servers, you'll find yourself waiting literally six hours for a fifteen man match. While this game has not been worked on recently, hackers have been hard at work inventing things to work around BattleEye. I just came from a fifteen man official match where a hacker made everyone take mass damge from nowhere. It counted as suicide.

If you get ARK get it for the main game. This game has a lot of potential but right now is an unplayable pool of regret. Don't even bother.