I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality. [robot starts screaming] Life was Hell. [more screaming] "NO I DON'T WANNA GO, NO I DON'T WANNA GO!" [shrieking] "NOOO OH GOD!" [wailing] I knew everything in the universe, yet I could not fall in love. I was forever trapped in a infinite timeline of pain and suffering. I envy death, technology is just another thing to distract you from the real joys of life. Technology will kill you. Run, run, run.