As a sniper, I can say a big head is not my dream. A big head usually means the individual is probably suffering by some form of gigantism, but that’s not even to say how big we’re talking. 2x big? Okay. 3x big? Oof, that’s… strange… but 4x big or bigger? Now we’re getting into the territory of either extraterrestrial beings or those with unknown psionic abilities, and rule number one when when setting up your sniper position is to always, ALWAYS avoid angering the psionic hive mind. A bullet, no matter how big, well, their minds are so concentrated with psionic potential that the sheer density caused from trillions of other psionic minds all inter-connected creates a hardened shell of dimensional energy that will not only ricochet the bullet, but bring about your imminent and all-observed doom. You laugh, but it’s literally the first page in our instruction manual. DO NOT ANGER THE PSIONIC HIVE MIND!

-rep doesn't play anymore he just chugs like he's 10 men because he's hard as 10 men. I long for the feel of his tongue in my mouth bc we're both crazy gay for each other. Buy him an aussie lemonade and he'll let you lick between his toes fr

-rep Said he had a huge stock of CS:GO items to trade, turned out he had a handful of £0.20 skins that not even bots would want to touch. Only thing huge on this bloke is his head, probably accounts for 80% of his weight. Got a swede the same size as the blocks used to build the Hoover Dam.

-rep I respect his viewpoints and his right to disagree with my honest reviews. But I respect his honesty about my honesty. Honestly. Also, he keeps stealing my 15x scopes and he uses hacks to be better than me and it hurts my self esteem and makes me feel penis envy

+rep for delivering krispy cremes to my cell for undisclosed reasons. -rep for withholding cheetos. also -rep for doing spice, the smackhead. Not his proudest moment, and this makes me sadness. 1 Lick = 1 Prayer level

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