So you're probably looking at my profile right now because I am trolling/throwing in your game. Well if you want to know that back story here it is. When I was younger I used to play this game non stop. If you take a look you probably noticed my 4k+ hours. Well I used to be REALLY good. Like semi-pro prospect good. But heres the thing. I used to play too much that I was failing highschool. And my mom used to scream at me and take my keyboards and mouse away. She would even have me go in her closet to pick out the belt she was gonna use to beat me. Sadistic right? Well years later to now I am now 27 years old. Me and my mother reconnected and I currently live in her downstairs basement. Ironic i know since everyone talks ♥♥♥♥ about 27 year olds living in their moms basement. WELL you found a true one! Anyways over the time, I went to college and got a job and well just fell out of CSGO and lost some of my skill. And now I just play for fun. But youre probably wondering what the ♥♥♥♥ that has to do with trolling. Well heres your answer. It's all about giving back to the community! As you know I played 4k+ hours...which doesnt even count unmarked hours like lans and ♥♥♥♥. And well Ive seen 100s if not 1000s of trollers/throwers in my career. And after all the blood shed from my fingers and tears from OT losses because of idiot teamates including the obvious trolls, Ive decided to give back to the community. So if you read this far I'd like to say Im sorry if you are mad about losing and wasting all your time. Please dont hunt me down IRL and kill me or rape me like some have said. Its already bad enough i dont have a dad and still live with my mom!



So if you are playing with me in a ESEA match. I would suggest you look up the guidelines to kicking. As i am fully competent of the extent of them I know what i am allowed to do and what not to do. So if you kick me. Please understand you will receive a 3 day ban minimum depending on how many times you have been banned for vote kick abuse. Things like not communicating, not dropping, being annoying, being toxic are all not kickable reasons. So I felt like warning you before you decide to kick me because a little bit of my tryhard heart from back in the day is still in tact and I do feel for those who endure a loss because of me. Anyways, I digress and have a wonderful loss. And a fantastic day!
OH FUN FACT! You're probably wondering why I dont have a super low karma depending the time you check my account. It's because you get +10 karma for reporting a false kick and it gets determined by ESEA that it was a kick abuse. The new meta for surviving outside of the karma cleanup and being toxic at the same time!!!! 🙂
If you thought it was funny by chance and don't take things personally add me on Youtube @OJWonderbread I will eventually be uploading videos of past victims and they are funny as ♥♥♥♥. Until then give me a follow and I will be sure to follow you as well!