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Nootable 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
i forgot about this account too much cheated in things and vac bans i had to move evneutallyt :steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste man
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Nootable 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a ♥♥♥♥♥
And you sell seashells on the seashore
Nootable 3 Feb, 2021 @ 12:23pm 
oh look its my old acc
SebTheWeb 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:31am 
Merry Christmas! I've been thinking a lot about what to give you and I couldn't think of anything, so, I will just tell you something. If you weren't my friend, my christmas this year would've gone down a ton. You are really the only one that I talk to on steam, sure i talk to others, but mainly you. Sure there are ups and downs, rage and disagreements, but we always worked it out. You are the person that listens to me mainly, ur never gonna leave my heart. You've changed my steam a lot, if I never had you I wouldn't be talking to anyone maybe. So, just have a Merry Christmas and let this message be a present to you from me! :) ~Seb :HappyPACMAN:
SebTheWeb 15 Feb, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
I sniff u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
SebTheWeb 15 Feb, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
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john dark souls 30 Jan, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
>:(
SebTheWeb 30 Jan, 2016 @ 12:44pm 
Waka waka
xD