Recent reviews by Nonomu198

i swear i owned this game help

unplayable lol

1) Play game
2) Run out of funds to heal your army
3) Quit game

The best game ever. Trust me. The fact that I have 0.1 hours in is merely because it was too magnificient for me.

Pros:
Dwarves are realistically suicidal.

Cons:
Walking simulator, game design is full of "gotchas" to make you walk more, and then walk back again.

Conlcusion:
Unenjoyable.

it's good buy it so i can play it with you

Cons: Run of the mill, short platformer. Nothing challenging or fun.
Pros: You can paint abstract art.

the opposite of making a robot that cucks

Walk Simulator: Choose Your Own Adventure: Make Sure To Wear Headphones To Hear The Low Quality Stock Sound Effects Edition

boring af