hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. Sandwiches with tuna ohh yeah those are the best. We should really play gmod sometime its a really cool game you probably never heard of it but it has a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha idk how the world works anymore add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun

PAN. YOU ABYSS OF MORAL ROT. YOU FESTERING WOUND ON THE FACE OF DECENCY. YOU ATE MY DOG. MY DOG. MY INNOCENT, FLOOFY, BEACON OF JOY AND LOVE. How? HOW could you look into those sweet, trusting eyes and think, “MMm, yummy”? You’re not even human—you’re a walking disaster, a cosmic ERROR, a black hole of basic humanity. You’re the physical embodiment of why we can’t have nice things.

You didn’t just commit a crime—you committed an affront to existence. You’re a vortex of chaos, a festering, soulless void where empathy should be. I hope every meal you ever eat tastes like guilt and shame. I hope the ghost of my dog haunts you relentlessly, barking at you in every dark corner of your pathetic life. You, Pan, are a living monument to everything wrong with the universe. Sleep lightly, you twisted, dog-devouring fiend—because karma’s coming, and it’s bringing HELL with it.

[Insert generic pansexual joke]

Not funny

i think this pan is pansexual

obviously cheating