Dreams


I wanna not look like a child,
And I know I've got that babyface-boyish type quality,
But the truth is im 48 I just moisturise properly,
I wanna be able to do magic tricks,
But I want no one to know that I can do magic tricks,
Cuz I dont wanna be one of those "Magic Pricks,"

I wanna be a better person than everyone else,
Or atleast a better version less obsessed with myself,
I wanna be feared and revered like Don Corleone,
I wanna have the confidence to call someone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jabroni,
I wanna be missold PPI so that someone will text me,
I wanna look a waiter in the eye and say "Ya know what, its not okay that it's Pepsi!"
I wanna become the voice of modern feminism and no thats not a joke,
I just think people might take it seriously if they heard it from a bloke,
I wanna get mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad,
I bet you think im misogynistic when my diction's so bad,
I wanna be muscular and I wanna be tougher,
I wanna be like my laptop and make myself buffer,
I wanna look at the stars from the streets not the gutter,
I want people to believe that margerine is not butter,
I want the Spice Girls to finish what they started,
Cuz I really wanna know what a "Zigazig ha" is,

I wanna be more adventurous and less pretentious,
I'd want to pay my dues if they were less expensive,
I wanna know what I truely want but I dont think I ever will do,
Life is just trial and error until it kills you,
I want more people to appreciate my philosophy,
cuz that "life is just trial and error" ♥♥♥♥, quality,
I honestly wanna be an Adonis of comedy,
Like one of these nominees,
There's nobody stopping me,
I'm like a comical Connolly,
I've got promise and I promise that if you never unfollow me you'll be top of the honours list when im king of my colony,

Alright that's probably a little ambitious,
I wanna bring it down a peg and be more realistic,
What I really wanna say is thats the end of this bit,
Thank you all for listening.




















...Da ♥♥♥♥ you doing down here?