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Recent reviews by Grim Witted

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59.2 hrs on record (46.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Refreshing take in an otherwise over-saturated genre of video games.
Posted 21 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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79.8 hrs on record (63.6 hrs at review time)
Definitely one of the best survival games out there. Unfortunately, this genre has been oversaturated with bad, clunky, early-access, pre-alpha "games" that get abandoned or are not updated frequently enough to show the developers interest in the product, or their interest in pleasing the people who are giving them money to fund it's development. /run-on sentence.

Miscreated is not that.

Miscreated is one of the most polished early-access survival games on Steam. It has stunning graphics, great gameplay mechanics, and it simply works. It's not clunky. It's not scary to go down stairs. It's not scary to go down ladders in fear of breaking both your legs. The developers of this game are putting out patches on a weekly basis, and have consistently done so since it's been available to purchase. They prioritize their updates on optimization, versus material things that don't impact the playability of the game. Instead of adding another gun to kill eachother with, they'll do bug fixes. Which is not to say they're not adding more content to the game; which they are. But it's nice to play a game where if a bug develops, you can know for sure that it will be fixed in the next patch.

Miscreated is a perfect example of early-access done right. These developers have their ♥♥♥♥ together, and I look forward to seeing how this game grows. If you're looking for a good, rewarding survival game, Miscreated is a great one!
Posted 25 September, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
29.0 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nearly 3 years later and it's still an unenjoyable, clunky mess that isn't any better now than it was at launch.
Posted 2 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
6.5 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Talk about $20 well spent. Loved every second of this game. Especially fun to play with friends. Great graphics (wish it was on Unreal Engine 4 though, it would even more stunning). The assets in this game are insanely well produced, and the coding is brilliant. Lots of Non-Euclidean Geometry (I think that's the word for it) with amazing illusions. I can't wait to have a friend play this game while I sit back and watch their mind be blown.

The story was great as well, nice and morbid. 9.5/10 would play again.
Posted 18 February, 2016.
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48.1 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
Found some folks whose boat was stranded on land, they asked for my help, so I winched the boat into the water. The boat flipped and the driver drowned. The woman on land thanked me and went on her way. I was an accomplice to a hit. 10/10 GOTY.

On a serious note though, if you like the Just Cause games, you won't be disappointed. I loved Just Cause 2, and I love this game. No bugs for me. Great performance.
Posted 14 December, 2015.
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2 people found this review funny
13.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is absolutely the worst game I've ever played on Steam, and I've played Dinosaur Hunt: Africa Contract. I honestly don't know why this game has such positive reviews.
Posted 24 November, 2015.
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197.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
The game SimCity (2013) should have been. GET THIS GAME. Wonderful graphics and detail. 8/10.

I knocked off a point because I dislike the powerline system in this game. That seems to be the only place where SimCity got it right. The powerlines are invasive and annoying to deal with. With any luck it will be changed in the future. I knocked off another point because of the lack of tutorials. There are tooltips, but they seem to change whenever they feel like it. Other than that, this game is well worth the $30.
Posted 29 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
This game is so much fun to play with friends. Endless laughs.
Posted 10 January, 2014.
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10.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
This game is hilarious and fun. The graphics are astonishing. Love it.
Posted 10 January, 2014.
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12.6 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
One of the best games I've ever played.
Posted 10 January, 2014.
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