-rep annoying

sent fwom da deviw? no, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail ) let me out! let me outtttt!

people say that the Spaniel is a gentle breed of dog. and yet, when accelerated out of this railgun at 2,500 m/s directly towards this group of orphans..

they sacked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability.

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked. my ass???? tonished.