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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:29am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:16pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:32pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:41am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:59pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:31pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:45pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:48pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:51pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:32pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:55pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:44pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:47am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:19pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:09pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:15am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:31pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:20pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:24pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:45pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:10pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:08am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:21pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:29pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:18am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:49am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:50pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:49am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:49am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:06am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:09pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:58am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:22am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:20am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:18am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:22pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:06pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:06am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:09am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked