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NessieDespawn

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Total Playtime:
Past 2 weeks:
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73 of 101 (72%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 12:26am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 6:34am

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 1:40pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 3:56pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 2:35am

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 10:52pm

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:42pm

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:54am

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2018 @ 4:05am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:07pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 8:46pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2018 @ 10:19pm

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 12:46pm

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 2:47pm

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 12:39am

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:02am

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 2:52am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:14pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 2:29am

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 11:42am

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 3:17am

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:03am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 1:46pm

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2018 @ 11:30pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 2:30am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 10:19am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:19am

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 7:02am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 11:18pm

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 5:23am

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 1:57pm

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:47am

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:48am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 2:15pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 11:18pm

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:07am

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 2:34pm

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 1:38am

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:22am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 5:24am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 7:59am

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:31pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 8:23am

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:36am

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:25am

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 11:04pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 9:15am

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:54am

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 12:46am

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 3:24am

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 10:10am

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 5:41am

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:53am

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
Unlocked 25 May, 2018 @ 5:54am

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 12:30pm

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 7:20am

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 7:33am

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 7:49am

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 4:24am

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 8:46am

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 7:57am

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 10:13pm

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 10:41pm

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 10:33pm

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 7:17am

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 10:03pm

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 10:38pm

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 6:42pm

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 11:14pm

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 10:19pm

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2020 @ 7:40am

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 1:03am



CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
25 / 100

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
6 / 25

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
0 / 5

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
1 / 22

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
2 / 20

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
12 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
3 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
2 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
2 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage