Recent reviews by Mae

Minecraft osu!

NO CONTENT
I beat it casually in 16 minutes and even played through all of the DLC.
I didn't speed through, I took my time. Took me 16 minutes. :(

"Red is sus"
I said the funny. upvote my review now

Adorable and sexy.
This suprisingly long visual novel has WAY more content than I thought it would and should not be free.
Honestly, gonna be awhile before I finish this one.

First off, it's not a rhythm game. Just wanna clear that up. It's like Undyne's fight but your attacked to the beat. While that's not a bad thing, it doesn't come off that way from the page's videos and screenshots. You don't hit the notes. You have to have your arrow pointed towards the direction the attack is coming from.

However that's not why I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it because there's nothing to do. You have 4 songs. 1 Easy, 1 Normal, 1 Hard, and 1 "Expert". They are all surprisingly difficult but you have nothing else from there. There is no end to the songs. You just play for the longest time as they loop. No seeing your friends or other people's scores. No other songs. Not much of all. It feels more like a test of the game or something made for a GameJam. It feels barebone and incomplete. No real content to keep you playing more than 30m and nothing to bring you back.

If you like loli, you'll... actually, no. Don't.

Eh. 8 year old catgirls kinda felt uncomfortable during "hot bath scene".

It's okay though it feels a bit forced and Chocolate and Vanilla are too young in this one for comfort.

Best in the series. The Shrek of video games. #TeamChocola

Not better than 1 or 3 but still amazing. Milk was cute.