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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 6:45am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:49pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 11:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 8:59am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 8:57am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:32am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 5:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 3:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:35am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:49pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:03am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 9:54am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 9:54am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 6:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:03pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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