Recent reviews by Neekita

Dayz is multiplayer open world survival game in development by Bohemia Interactive. Basically the goal of the game is to survive. You loot - but everything is already looted. You'll get handcuffed and forcefed disinfectant. You'll be running a lot - often for 20-30 minutes before getting where you need to be. Nope, there's no cars or bicycles. You'll probably get killed with a fireaxe by a newspawn. You'll find a ♥♥♥♥ ton of m4 addons, which you'll lose shortly after because you lagged and got knocked out by a zombie. On a positive note you'll learn some russian, and how to play saxophone on the fire extinguisher. There's also lots of tasty pipsi's and tactical bacon! 10/10