alduini yedim!

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢋⠩⠖⠙⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣹⣆⢤⠄⢹⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢻⠄⠄⠈⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠉⠁⠈⠄⠄⠄⠪⠓⠫⠟⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⡡⣶⣄⠄⢀⣴⣴⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠠⠸⠟⡵⠃⢿⣿⠇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⣙⠄⢨⠇⠄⠄⣶⡄⢠⣤⣼⠟⠉⠄⠱⡄⠄⢸⣿
⣿⠿⠧⠰⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠼⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠘⢆⢸⣿
⣷⣄⣴⢰⠐⠉⠖⠄⣔⢫⣴⣾⣷⣄⠈⠂⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⡿⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⢦⠻⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⣿
⣿⣿⠃⢸⣆⠄⠄⢠⡟⡔⠱⢌⢦⣤⣾⣷⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⣿⠇⠄⢸⣿⠄⢠⣿⡿⡕⠄⠈⠳⣙⢿⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣸
⡏⠄⠄⡞⡟⡆⢸⣿⣿⢁⡜⢡⠄⠈⠑⠪⢍⣛⣓⡂⣀⣿
⠄⠄⠄⡇⡇⡇⣿⣿⣷⠟⢀⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣿

WHEN IT'S DARK
WHEN IT'S COLD
THE FREEZING MOON CAN OBSESS YOU

Dumbfounded, I sit back in my chair. "It can't be true. It's just not possible." Nothing makes sense. I search Google for a rational answer but none come. I lay down in my bed, unmoving. I contact my friends, colleagues, and family to find some answers, or in lue of that, comfort. My parents grow concerned. They send me to a specialist. He restrains me at the end of a long silver table and begins his tests. He brings out a tub. He smears some on. He forces me to eat it. The taste hits my lips and my brain goes haywire once more. He looks me dead in the eyes, with some malice in his own. "Tell me what you feel! Why have you come to me today?" I pause, attempting to collect my thoughts. "I can't believe it's not butter!"

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