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33 of 44 (75%) achievements earned:
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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:01am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:05pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:43pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:32am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 10:47am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:13am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:47pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:26am

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:20am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:20am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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