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Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 4:48pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 4:41pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 7:52pm

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 9:30pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 4:22pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 8:51pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 5:33pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 6:33pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 4:40pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 7:36pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 2:32pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:39pm



Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.

We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!