THEN IT HITS ME AND I GET SENT BACK IN TIME:

BINGO

BANGO

BONGO

SO HAPPY IN THE KONGO

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███████████████████▀▀ YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR OF DOOM! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR GET GATORED!!!

Unless you get disoriented. Then the panic sets it. You swim and swim, but you can’t escape. You open your eyes, but all you see is a dark abyss. The murky water blinds you. The grass distorts your friends screaming where the way out is. You’re almost out of breathe and trying to rip through the grass, but the roots are too intertwined and thick. It’s useless. You’re giving up. You take your first breath of the murky sludge and it fills your lungs. But then it hits you. That you are just trying to be distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

record scratch

freeze frame

"You're probably wondering how I got here"

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Ｔｈｉｓ░ｉｓ░ｅ░ｃ░ｈ░ｏ░４░１░９░ｄｏｅｓ░ａｎｙｏｎｅ░ｒｅａｄ░ｍｅ？　（カ往ラ沿ナタニ価・ス佳飲　囲）