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2.5 hrs on record
Linux support is nice.
Posted 13 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
You scrapped DayZ for this?
Posted 11 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
166.5 hrs on record (57.6 hrs at review time)
Update #3.3 releases on Tuesday, March 8. This update brings further bug fixes, control and keybinding related changes, the introduction of updated Scoreboard functionality, and the release of The Steadfast Exclusive Legendary Bundle as thank you to Gold Edition, Ultimate Edition, Year 1 Pass, and Year 1 Pass and Ultimate Pack upgrade owners*.

*VALID FOR PURCHASES MADE UP TO FEB 1ST, 2022

Took that as basically a big ♥♥♥♥ you to whoever owns just the base game and whoever buys after that date.

"Everyone can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves" - EA 2022 and all other years they have been in business
Posted 7 March, 2022.
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54.9 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
☥ I began this adventure akin to all others I find myself embarking, on hard difficulty. As of say eight in game hours I have gone through about 20 booster shots yet I am still getting one tapped by "larger bastards who claim home to buildings when the sun comes out", turns out they stumble inside only to snore and groan to themselves until nightfall.

I enjoy the action of dancing in caustic chemicals with four seconds to live, it's truly a gift presented to us in these dark times by the one true god; yet I wonder if the immunity factor is easier to deal with on lighter difficulties. I would rather not spoil much of anything, this is just one of many ways that this presents more challenges than the original Dying Light.

I already had a $20 gift card in my account, I decided why not; I'll buy it anyways, may as well. Clearly the aspect of foam-mouthed psychotic undead rubbed off on me, as I mindlessly purchased yet another game, sending my money back into the backrooms that is the global financial system & interplanetary crypto commonwealth.

Not to mention, the buildings are much higher and quite challenging to scale them in their entirety to say, get to the military airdrops up top. It makes it way more interesting to be able to parachute from this massive buildings to other tall structures. ☥
Posted 13 February, 2022. Last edited 3 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
Doomer sim
Posted 12 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,644.6 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game brings joy to my life.
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
11,840.2 hrs on record (1,197.7 hrs at review time)
Most content I have ever experienced in an idle game. Lots of fun and quite a meme warzone.
Posted 16 December, 2020.
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3.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Very cool game, love the mechanic of having to keep time in your head accurately. You can also just count up every thirty seconds, but it's fun holding that thought passively in your head while your character loses sanity. Where's the electrician guy though?!!
Posted 7 April, 2020. Last edited 7 April, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
I am enjoying it.
Posted 27 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Can't customize.
Posted 29 September, 2019.
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