yeah funny story he got raped by Buddha and his head was chieseled into a tree and due to oxygen not reaching his brain he became retarded (he leaked his penis size)

So that's why he came to my doorstep with a 9mm bullet wound! I never questioned why he was naked at the time but it all makes sense now

he got a green card from me as a gift for him being my adopted son now im proud of him going to highschool and having 0/1500 on his SAT exams and he wanted to be a nudist so i said "Wow son you really are retarded" and then he ran away from me after i shot him with my 9mm spitfire ripoff plane from walmart

Awwww what a cute story, he always told me that he got a green card to America but your story makes much more sense :)))))))))))))))

actually🤓🤓 we met near algiers when i was visiting algeria(ew) for a business vacation i saw him being retarded so i kidnaped him adopted him sent him to the usa and forgot about him until 2021 when we reunited because of a weird game called rise of nations i was fake china and i took over real china i sold him opium because he wanted it then i remember his name and asked him are you from algiers he said yes were you kidnaped he said yes do you know someone called mustafa al akbar he said yes then i found out he was the retarded kid i met from eariler in algiers so we became friends and i reunited with him what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded family

Funny story but he got VAC banned on CSGO a long time ago