seriously, you have too many games..

I don't only watch Hentai for the voluptuous thighs or the needle like nipples on their gorgeous women, I watch it for the fantastic way they are able to describe sexual acts. When was the last time you heard the phrase "I can feel your fat throbbing ♥♥♥♥ ramming my cervix at light speed. I am just losing my mind in anticipation for you to blow your huge white sticky load inside my tight highschool ♥♥♥♥♥, Big Brother." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal porn. You know, not to mention that "Yamete" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by a girl with 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ in her mouth, versus "Stop".

There's things that Hentai can do also that no regular porn could. Ahegao faces are one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a female having a huge convulsing orgasm can pull such a cute face is incredible.

My ♥♥♥♥ survives on Ahegao coupled with the cute mumblings of an mindbroken Japanese woman. And of course animated Hentai is nothing compared to what many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw.

The art work in some of those doujins is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make highschool breasts seem so soft and shiny, the way they can perfectly sculpt midriffs, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of skindentation on thigh highs and the way they can make asses look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Cartoon porn artists in the west often create art which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas Hentai artists in Japan make art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.

Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to watch a large breasted Anime school girl ♥♥♥♥ her older step brother in the school gym. The fact that Japanese man have smaller ♥♥♥♥♥ than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most erotic blood pumping art known to man.

This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of Hentai are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.

You cray cray

oy vey anti-semiteeeeee