This guy definitely meows.

+rep meows

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me, y-you wittle m-meanie. i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills. i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare. i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen. a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife. i c-can be anywhere uguu.. anytime.. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hand. i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the us mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi ♥♥♥♥♥ off the face of the c-continent. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you but now ur p-paying the pwice, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

Oh Noes

The lendipede ate my clothes

+1 has a nice weener