open up your wishlist coward

what do you call a fish with no eyes


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I 👆 don’t 🙅‍♂️ want your snapchat 👻 I want 👅 💦 you 😍 to snap 🙇‍♂️ my neck 💀🤠👌

Trachtoum
I was never part of the Company of Heroes! I'm no marauder! I'm actually a
complete coward! I'm nothin'! I'm chocobo dung! No, I'm the maggots ye find
wrigglin' in chocobo dung! I have to lie to women to tumble 'em, an' that don't
happen much! Me member's tiny, it's pathetic!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gist. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 😊

yo blubbers