A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you . Joey Adams

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Mitch Hedberg