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1 person found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Russian nesting doll ass menus.
Posted 1 January, 2023.
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34.2 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
Camera shake bad. FOV change doesn't help. Nauseous after 10 mins. Peeposadge
Posted 31 October, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
When the game says "we won't help you much" in the opening credits they weren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding. Even with the tutorial, it points you roughly in the right direction from the start and gives you some popups here and there about how to interact with the environment. They're helpful popup tips but I'm still always left with "okay but like what do I do with this???"

The amount of googling I've had to do so far in this game is *chef kiss*. And I've only played for 4 hours as of this review. I really wanted to try something like this and see how far I could get on my own, and I found that out very quickly - about 15 mins worth (deaths don't reset you at camp either. that ape just literally dies. RIP Bok 🙏)

Save yourself a headache and watch a "beginner tips" or "things I wish I knew" video about this game first. Oh, and use a controller. KB and Mouse is doo-doo.
Posted 1 February, 2021.
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35.9 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
dino pretty
Posted 28 September, 2020.
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79.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
I played this game for 6 hours straight the first time I got on. Super fun game to either play all day long or just get a few games in before bed after playing something else. I really wish the spectate mode was a bit more optimized though, specifically if a player is in a group with some friends, it'd be super helpful if you spectated them first instead of having to spam q/e to find them. Or maybe just a list of players to skim over and select who you wanna spectate.

Pigeon players are the worst. Literal babies that either play for the other team on team based games, or afk the whole time because they don't know where W is on their keyboard. Avoid at all costs.

Be nice to yellow team :c
Posted 15 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
I went down a rabbit hole trying to find really cheap games and this for whatever reason was $0.50 during a sale. Didn't look half bad so I bought it and holy ♥♥♥♥ is it fun. Frustrating as all hell, I've got no idea how people speed run this but its pretty great.
Posted 3 April, 2019.
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3,282.0 hrs on record (122.5 hrs at review time)
I'm one of those love/hate people.This is an addiction. idk why I keep coming back to this game. I have thousands of hours, spent hundreds of dollars, and most of the time I've played I've hated it. But ɢᴏᴅ ᴅᴀᴍɴ I ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ love this game.
Posted 25 May, 2018. Last edited 6 October, 2023.
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