HAY ZEEEEE

ayoo Jitt

how you been Brian, long time no speak. hit me up, add me or accept my friend request dude ;)

This whole submarine debacle has me thinking about how quickly our relationship went underwater. Our romance was titanic, an ill-fated voyage. We were a sinking ship for longer than I wished to admit, I just didn't wanna see it. I thought I was impenetrable, sealed tight for as long as I can remember. You were the first one to open up my steel hull and now I'm overflowing with emotion. Everything that could've gone wrong went wrong, and in what felt like an instant we were ice-cold. From one tragedy to another, I've locked myself back in my airtight sphere and drifted away. I've sunken to depths I thought I could never reach and now I'm struggling to get back up to the surface. I'm running out of breath and deeply want to let myself out but I can feel the crushing pressure just outside these walls and there's no help in sight. My heart will go on, but for better or worse I'll always remember our maiden voyage. Tell your mom I said hi.

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hello

this what happen, I got to the door, I thought I was cappin'
I was lackin' 'cause there go the opps, yellin' out, "What's crackin'?"
I'm like, "What?" I'm like, "♥♥♥♥♥, who? I was born to shoot"
I got aim, I'm like Jonny Dang, when it comes to chains
So I rise, hit one in his arm, hit one in his thigh, this no lie
♥♥♥♥♥ it's do or die, you said you gon' slide
You got some nerve, your ♥♥♥♥ on the curb, boy we put in work
From 64th, and from 65th, we not from 63rd

GANG GANG GANG!!

+REP ate his ass and he offered me a napkin afterwards. true gentleman.

AT NIGHT i sometimes imagine different scenarios of us meeting,, perhaps you catch my glance as we pass on the street. i do not look away. we stare into each others eyes for what seems like a lifetime.or maybe there's a shooting and i dive in front of the bullet for you*but survive) and you come to say thanks in the hospital- a special thankyou :) I CANT keep you out of my mind and I DONT want2. please make my dream come true and let us be together. even for a moment. my life would be complete.

Hello, we are a hardcore Roleplay and vape culture guild, <Ban Anime> We have the sickest vapes from the freshest juuls (Mango), the fastest Focus RS's, and the hottest moms with the iciest White Claws (also Mango). we are not currently recruiting

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big sus

Look you little ♥♥♥♥♥. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr buIIsh1t on steam, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how retarded the psyche of your being is. Sure you're anonymous, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".

For the record, get the ♥♥♥♥♥ off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.

OWNED 4 LIFE

Here in my garage, just bought this new lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Steam Hills. But you know what I like more than single discounts? Steam Sales In fact, I’m a lot more proud of two new Steam Sales that I had to get installed to hold twelve thousand new discounts on Steam. It’s like what i say, “the more you discount, the more you earn.”

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Dont hire this guy

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My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've been seeing all this ♥♥♥♥ 'bout dat ♥♥♥♥♥ Boland, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on him like cops n a ♥♥♥♥♥ in a nice car. Chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥, damn ♥♥♥♥, he's just a ♥♥♥♥♥ tryna chill n ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes gay, he likes ♥♥♥♥♥ n ♥♥♥♥♥, so what my ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Dats his anus, not mine, not yours my ♥♥♥♥♥.

Boland you do yo gay thang n ♥♥♥♥, suckin anus n ♥♥♥♥, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. But damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying over a ban on this gay John Legend muh'♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Church sex. Jafeel.

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Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play bo2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like camo? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW