Recent reviews by Mechanical Beanstalk

I just recently decided to replay Skyrim and not just that become fully immersed in it. My character's name was Bodvar the Insolent, eccentric nord inventor. He was trained in the arts of dwarven technology in the capitol of the empire and after years of study had returned to Skyrim, the land of his birth when tales of marauding dragons reached his ears. After weeks of travel he saw one of them - horrible, green winged beasts. He readied his weapon, invoked a prayer to his ancestors...

...and was mauled to death from behind by a random bear.

10/10