this guy keeps offering to meet up and give each other blowjobs, doesn't matter what game I'm playing he just joins and offers me head

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!!

my birthday is on a leap year so im actually 6

Hear me out.

He’s so verbal; can’t even get my man to show any enthusiasm in the bedroom whereas he’s ready and raring to go from the moment he spawn. He won’t even take his clothes off, he wants to get inside me so bad. That’s another thing too. He wants to mess me up until I literally die like 🥵🥵. Hottie.

Plus he’s gone by the daytime. He always leaves me wanting more. I only ever get to see him underground, but it’s too rocky to ever do anything down there. He knows exactly what I want and exactly how much is just enough to leave me hungry for even more.

God guys, every time I hear his noises I instantly have to go somewhere and touch myself until I’m brought to screaming orgasm. I want him to take out his undead ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ me like his little ♥♥♥♥♥ until he burns up from the sunlight. Which I know he would, too.

go to bed