Recent reviews by Fat Ugly Bastard

hey UUUUUUUH can i UUUUUUUH get a UUUUUUUH pizza?

My pants weren't left dry, the best game I've played in 2015 hands down.
Gameplay is amazing, the (unfortunately) little story that is there story is good, but lacking heavily.
Great replay value, especially if you're insane and try a no-marker/reflex mode run.

My only big complaints are:
-The missing, cut content
-Somewhat repetetive missions

10/10 hamburgers, a must play!

The best one and a half hours of my life.
Can't wait for "The Phantom Pain", but I have to.

This game is...terrible! This is my review of this "game".

-----GOOD STUPH-----
* The map is quite detailed, even though some pieces of grass or moss clip through the walls at some places. The spawn points for weapons are well placed.
* There are...hats?

-----BAD STUPH-----
* The graphics are hideous, the textures are blurry and the trees look like fuzzed up, green pine cones. The animations are bad and the performance is THE worst I've ever seen in a videogame.
* Vehicles are badly made and are almost useless. They break easily and can get blocked by zombies unless you are moving at a high speeds.
* (Almost) Forced Player Versus Player, there are no people in this game that will let you live. If you see someone, you must either shoot that person or run away unless you want to get killed and lose all your items.

-----FINAL THOUGHS-----
The game is freaking terrible, as it is obviously a big cashgrab. You should stay away from this game unless you want to get a glitchy game to make funny gameplay montage from it.

Simply, don't buy this game. Don't do it. STOP IT!!! Too late...

//Max Game - Zombie food