Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Because I shot him", said the wife.
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

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