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Literally the worst game ever made

Better than sex

I rate this: 100% True Jedi

Overall, a great game and a fairly good learning tool for beginners. The more advanced users however, not so much. Personally, I would prefer the option of dealing my wire management myself instead of having the cables automatically run for me. This just takes away from the enthusiast builders aspect and OCD users. Not game breaking by any means but just inconvenient and takes away from the overall appeal of any machine you build as the automatic wire management usually just comes out looking like crap.

If you want a game that is just like Minecraft but it makes you contemplate suicide than this game is for you

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I played this game with my girlfriend and my 2 side chicks. We all had a great time during the game, but halfway through playing it my girlfriend started questioning me about where these 2 other girls came from. I told her there was nothing going on between me and the 2 other girls and that they are just here to play the game with us because they are also my friends. Thinking that my girlfriend would be satisfied with the answer, I breathed a sigh of relief knowing that I can keep playing this game with my girlfriend and my 2 side chicks. But I thought wrong, my girlfriend proceeded to fence me in my house and when I confronted her about why, she said that there is no space on our farm for cheating men. Thanks to this game, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend now loves me even more and I also love her even more. Our relationship levels definitely have increased, and my side chicks are now best friends with my girlfriend too. I wonder why they never invite me to go out with them anymore though...

- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
☑️ Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

🔲 Very short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours)
☑️ Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
🔲 No Ending

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months / years
☑️ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes