In late summer, I started talking with a cool polyamorous man on cs2. We chatted back and forth for a few weeks, and enjoyed the conversation enough to meet in person for a date. We met at a pizzeria about equidistant between us; when she first shook my hand, I felt an intense spark. Once we sat down, I got too flustered to speak. I stammered that I was nervous, and he said, “It’s okay. I’m nervous too.” He asked if she could pet my hair. I whispered “yes.” Hair pets led to close cuddles, which I relished. I’m asexual (aka, “ace”), he’s demi sexual (she only experiences sexual attraction based on strong emotional attraction), so that was a perfect way to close the date. Afterward, we had sex for about six weeks; it was a wonderful whirlwind!

+rep I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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+rep pretty good player <3

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