Please, learn English, that is wichtig!
And when you learn it, learn it richtig!
Denn when you in the Ausland go,
makes you your English-Kenntnis froh.
Can you the language ungefähr,
can you speak with Tony Blair.

Please,wend the grammar richtig an,
damit we all verstehen kann!
And speak deutlich, when you speak,
because I sonst Zustände krieg.
And when you sometimes Wörter such,
look einfach in the Wörterbuch!

Take you a By-Spiel not on me!
Otherfalls you learn it nie.