Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children

Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok

If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage

if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you

If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life

A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried

If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying.