I did it, but at what cost. Everything, everything I had, everyone I loved, every one of my dreams. I went to the Pizza Hut and gave them a slice of pizza and the employee behind the counter said “mmmmm oh yeah” a better reaction to the pizza he had bought at the hut when he tasted it. He looked at me in horror and pointed a scrawny twisted, greasy finger at me and in a raspy voice said “youuuuuuuuu.” He instantly turned white as the life drained from his eyes. He turned to ash and so did all the other workers. The manager came out of his office and shrieked “SOMEONE DID IT HE DID IT” He also turned to ash instantly. I ran home thinking about what I did and I got a call from my mom. She said in a sad voice that the cops shot my dad, and everyone else in my family on sight. When I asked why she was shot. The policeman picked up the phone and told me “you out pizza’d the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hut.”

No, it's not gay to draw girls with ♥♥♥♥♥. In fact, it is the only proper way to draw girls. Let me explain. In medieval heraldic tradition, to draw an animal without a penis, or "pizzle" as they called them, was considered a great offense. A large, erect penis symbolized strength and valor. The larger the penis, the more honorable the animal. In fact,when the Swedish Nordic Battlegroup removed the pizzle from their lion to not offend people, the herald who designed the original coat of arms was greatly insulted. He said that the army didn't understand heraldry, and that coats of arms with lions without penises were historically given to people who betrayed the Swedish Crown. This is why I draw girls with ♥♥♥♥♥. It's not a fetish, it's because I respect women and don't want to depict them as traitors or cowards. When you think about it, if you ever draw a girl without a large, erect penis, you are actually making subtle misogynistic implications.

THE NEW LEGO THIRD REICH
THERES FINANCIAL CRISIS IN THE GERMAN EMPIRE AFTER THE GREAT WAR

ONE MANS VISIONS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF

START THE RIOTS, CONSTRUCT THE PERFECT EMPIRE

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BUILD THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL, SEND THE JEWS ON A TRAIN JOURNEY, BUILD A PURE ARYAN RACE

THE NEW THIRD REICH COLLECTION FROM LEGO

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THERE'S A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY

START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS

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BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER

THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

(now with glow in the dark firefighters)