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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,405 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
31,938 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
16,720 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,955 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.