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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:34am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 8:44am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 10:55am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 8:46am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 10:54am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:52pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 9:02am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2017 @ 3:09am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:40am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2017 @ 3:48am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2017 @ 12:49am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 8:34am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 7:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 12:02pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 1:23pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2017 @ 3:47am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 11:11am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:32am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:47am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 8:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 9:25am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 1:03pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:59am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 7:21am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 7:28am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 12:31pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:28am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 7:47am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:26am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:47am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:49pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:47am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 8:36am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:35am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:44am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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