Recent reviews by american warcriminal

It's good but I cant play it!

My current playtime, as of writing ,on my other acc: 140 hours
90 - 95 % spent on CS:GO
~5% on CS2
This says all....
VALVE STOP MINING BITCOINS ON MY SYSTEM!

Bad movement...
Dead Servers....
Hackers...
Half-Life DM -> upgrade -> Half-Life Dm: Source -> GO BACK!!!!!!!

The only thing good in that game were two maps:
The first one were we could hear a woman who is getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a car on the kitkat-beach
And the second which was spa in the mountains which rembers me of this one hotel in the alps which closed down due to not enough staff.
R.I.P Hotel Gösing
https://www.goesing.at/
https://www.google.com/maps?ll=47.888121,15.281428&z=18&t=m&hl=de&gl=US&mapclient=embed&q=G%C3%B6sing+an+der+Mariazellerbahn+4+3221+G%C3%B6sing+an+der+Mariazeller+Bahn
https://v8a-moving-pictures.com/alpenhotel_goesing/

I bought this game because I saw one part by the german yt legend "Paluten". And honestly it was a great decision to refund american truck simulator for that game. I really like how the stories were told (except for the one case of the PDF-FILE that story was traumatisng, for anyone who reads this pls just excute him right away dont look at the story and i mean the first not the second!) I also like how the art was drawn!

But this game has also some flaws, the first one being that the story is short in my opinion, I completed the game in like 5 hours, and my brain wants more, this could be fixed if there is more variation in the stories and if you have to listen to the guy in court. Another issue would be flaws in the translation (but I let it slide because this guy is a turk and one sterotype of a turk is that they can't speak english very well or at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Else it has some bugs but it gets fixed so its not important anymore.

Should you buy it?
Yes buy it's good game for it's price, and anyone who likes Papers Please , true crime or Gambling should definetly buy this.

Message to the dev:
This is only the start, you are going to create many more games!
Save this review and keep up the work!
LONG LIVE THE BANANA REPUBLIC!

Idk why I thought that this game has only few bugs....
YOU NEED A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOD TO PLAY THAT GAME AND EVEN THOUGH IT STILL GIVES ME EYE CANCER!

TL;DR: Buy it it isn't so bad it's just the worst edition of the three, but that doesnt mean you shouldn't play it!

Sry but not sry for the negativ review. This edition of half life is just boring! There is only one new active enemy (by active i mean that you always encounter), no new places to explore execpt for the citadel and only one big achivement and a short story that is so short, that it's rather enteraining to just speedrun the game!

But you should play it because the story you need is important in hl2ep2!

- ♥♥♥♥ Movement
- PaytoWin
- Bad platforms
- Doesnt Make fun

A waste of time dont play it!
I can't say more then that!

MAKE LOADING SCREENS GREAT AGAIN!

TL;DR: Don't buy it. It's a waste of money.

Pros:
+You can beat up innocent people
+You get hot woman on the end of the street
+You can gamble and become the next ohnepixel

Cons:
-Unoptimized
-Worst physics on the planet, every object falls off like the biggest earthquake in the entire history happend rn.
-No real grind for money (Once you got enough money just invest into the bitcoin miners, farm money, invest into bitcoin miners, get money and INVEST INTO MINERS AND FARM UNITL YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY THAT YOU SIMPLY CAN BUY INTO EVERY ACHIVEMENT.)
-Depents only on achiements
-No consistent places for the ACs (Why tf is the back too cold on day 1 and hot on day 2?)

Sidenote: I've heard that the dev always leaves his game behind unfinished. So if had to decide I wouldn't buy it.

Opinion:
I ask me one question: What if the dev really put some efford for the execution of the idea? Because it is good, and he could really made more money in the long term, if he wasn't so greedy. Anyways DON'T BUY IT, luckilly I got this as a gift.

Short but good and free also...
DONT EVER GO NEAR TENTS AGAIN